My weekend

Monday 20th
Had a walk this morning along the beach. It was good cos there was almost no-one there. Just one silly spaniel that was obsessed with its owner. No time for me. What's a girl to do? And me 'ready' too. I couln't even find out if it actually was a 'he' or a 'she' - too far away to smell them.

Today
I finally found the food. I've known for some time that they go into the the back room to get the food. But today, I discovered exactly where and that it was open to the top. Getting close to dinner time, I started to get a bit peckish so I had a wee nibble. Nothing much just thought I'd help myself to a snack. But hey. Did I not get caught? Had to really apologise and do all the 'you are so powerful - I am just a lowly dog' stuff to get away with it. But of course, I did. Stupid stupid stupid. He bought it.

Trouble is - he's now moved the food up high. I'll have to figure out a way to use the ladder, or to jump up there next. Just give me time for a bit of thought. I'll get there. I'm not a collie for nothing.

Getting close to dinner time. So I'd better go. Otherwise he'll forget. They haven't figured out when I speak to them yet what I mean. Probably better that way, as the onus is on them to stop me peeing on the floor. Once I can talk, they'll expect me to 'ask out'. Still. Quite a good game for as long as it lasts though.

Tioraidh for now.

Meg





Sunday 19th
Did a really soft shit today. Think it might have been due to the chicken I got last night. At least I didn't have a hangover, like some I could mention.

Got taken for two walks today. They're both here today too. I like that, cos I get lots of attention. We went down the beach and hung around the garden. One of them got onto a bike. I don't like bikes. How many times do I have to make this obvious. I don't like wheels, big or small. So that then means I don't like bikes, scooters, prams, bikes, prams, scooters, cars, bikes. So what does he do. Cycles around the garden. So I hid. Found a good spot under the bushes. The got a brush, cos she said I had bush in my coat. Honestly. If he hadn't gone onto the bike, I'd not have gone into the bush. So why isn't he getting brushed rather than me? Don't make doggie sense.


Saturday 18th
Was taken back to the kennels today. Something about visiting old friends. I liked the woman with the uniform on. I remembered her. She had been nice to me when I got there from Skye. Got taken round the back where everyone goes for 'toilet'. Don't know why, but we walked around the field. It was fine, if a bit wet. Of course, then they complain I smell when I get back into the car. No doggie logic.

BBQ
We went to a barbeque today. Well tonight. They were burning food on the barbeque and I was not really allowed any. Met a big dog called Judy and another one called Rona. A little terrier thing. But judy wanted to be the boss. She was kidding on she was a 'boy dog' and sniffing around me. Didn't mind that. Hey, why not? But she was all talk. Anyway, a little later I started to take the P a little from Judy. She didn't like that. On her territory too. I did a P on her carpet. That'll show her. Now she'll wake up and smell me for the next few days. Said I was sorry of course to the humans. They don't really get it. So I'm fine with them now.

One of the humans gave me some chicken. I quite liked that, human food. A bit nippy on my tongue though. But not bad.

Friday 17th
Brian tried to get me to go into a cage thing today. Said it would be good as I've then only got to protect that area, rather than the whole garden. Poppycock. Just means I'm stuck and can't 'get at' anything